arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

sporadicthought:

whatdoesthisbutton-do:

awesomelyyawkward:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

Top: “I married dis”

Bottom: “I made dis:

^^^^ HAHAHA yeeees

lol at the comments

tonnerrrrr:

If one more interviewer asks Paramore “Why did you make this album self-titled?” I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL

babaengensaymada:

juantangengot:

wtfedlyn:

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

This frustrates me. :( Now I know that I shall and should value my family coz they’re not like this. My prayers for you. God bless you and to your journey. Hope you find your REAL Family. Who will love you unconditionally and will never treat you outcast. Family is not in the blood. It’s about love. 

sheeeeeeeeeeet <///3

:”(

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

thefunnypost:

totallynotabrony:

tickle-me-misha:

gingerfiction:

teamj2:

pureblood-:

youreahorcruxharry:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

ithoughtyouwereaboggart:

erecto-maxima:

thewizardingworldofglee:

condescend:

but if voldemort did have eyebrows

What if he had hair..

What if he had a moustache…

What if he also had a beard?

What if he had hipster glasses…

What if he was black?

What if he had freckles?

What if he were a ginger?

What if he had a flower in his hair?

Wat

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@IAmKBianca thought you might wanna live here? :)

Tashiro-jima (or Tashirojima), 田代島, is a small island in Japan. It has become known as “Cat Island” due to the large stray cat population that thrives as a result of the local belief that feeding cats will bring wealth and good fortune. The cat population is now larger than the human population on the island.

hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

insta-gramcracker:

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME

msimp1018:

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)

I hope to one day have this kind of power